Cara Neir& Infernal Legions of Mordor 🇺🇸
77 Myths of Venerable Magik
Tracklist
77 tracks
| # | Track | Time | Avg. |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt | 01:55 | — |
| 2 | Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM) | 01:32 | — |
| 3 | How to Get Signed | 00:58 | — |
| 4 | Social Media Death Metal | 02:59 | — |
| 5 | I’m Pretty Cool Myself | 00:28 | — |
| 6 | Jump the Heck Up | 01:46 | — |
| 7 | Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival | 00:45 | — |
| 8 | Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers | 03:26 | — |
| 9 | Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night | 01:09 | — |
| 10 | My Elf Ears Melted in My Car | 00:06 | — |
| 11 | Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art | 02:23 | — |
| 12 | At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band | 00:06 | — |
| 13 | Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos | 00:06 | — |
| 14 | Don’t Tempt Me Frodo! | 00:04 | — |
| 15 | Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative | 00:35 | — |
| 16 | Venom Enema | 00:03 | — |
| 17 | The Frozen One Awaits | 00:05 | — |
| 18 | Beefcakes Without Borders | 00:06 | — |
| 19 | Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery | 00:05 | — |
| 20 | The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry | 00:08 | — |
| 21 | Mamma’s Selling a Line 6 | 00:04 | — |
| 22 | Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel | 00:04 | — |
| 23 | The Gate of No Return | 00:03 | — |
| 24 | The Noise Gate of No Return | 00:04 | — |
| 25 | My Former Life as a Poser | 00:05 | — |
| 26 | Cognitive Behavioral Therapy | 00:03 | — |
| 27 | Diesel Boner | 00:05 | — |
| 28 | Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal?? | 00:05 | — |
| 29 | Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb | 00:22 | — |
| 30 | How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel | 00:07 | — |
| 31 | Freebasing Cringe | 00:04 | — |
| 32 | I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective | 00:07 | — |
| 33 | Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell | 00:13 | — |
| 34 | Catfishing Viper | 00:04 | — |
| 35 | Cognitive Ball Therapy | 00:04 | — |
| 36 | Researching the Legality of Cannibalism | 00:08 | — |
| 37 | Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn | 00:06 | — |
| 38 | Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City | 00:13 | — |
| 39 | Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula | 00:10 | — |
| 40 | Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?” | 00:09 | — |
| 41 | Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage | 00:06 | — |
| 42 | Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest | 02:11 | — |
| 43 | Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically) | 00:05 | — |
| 44 | Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021 | 00:06 | — |
| 45 | Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2) | 00:10 | — |
| 46 | Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records | 00:11 | — |
| 47 | The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band | 00:05 | — |
| 48 | Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus | 00:08 | — |
| 49 | And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size | 00:05 | — |
| 50 | Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young | 00:04 | — |
| 51 | Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled | 00:07 | — |
| 52 | You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning | 00:05 | — |
| 53 | Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E) | 00:06 | — |
| 54 | Ancient Sword of the Meth King | 00:04 | — |
| 55 | I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win | 00:07 | — |
| 56 | Successfully Cyberbullied a Child | 00:04 | — |
| 57 | Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker | 01:33 | — |
| 58 | Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)? | 00:03 | — |
| 59 | Aerosmith by Choice | 00:03 | — |
| 60 | Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On | 00:11 | — |
| 61 | That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat | 00:06 | — |
| 62 | Jackhammer Dildo | 00:04 | — |
| 63 | Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties | 00:08 | — |
| 64 | An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys | 00:03 | — |
| 65 | Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?) | 00:08 | — |
| 66 | Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle | 00:05 | — |
| 67 | Larry Is Bald | 00:04 | — |
| 68 | Cum Ghost | 00:03 | — |
| 69 | The House That Beef Built | 00:04 | — |
| 70 | Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists | 00:07 | — |
| 71 | Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics | 00:07 | — |
| 72 | A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole | 00:05 | — |
| 73 | I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries | 00:08 | — |
| 74 | A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop” | 00:11 | — |
| 75 | Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home | 00:10 | — |
| 76 | If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook | 00:26 | — |
| 77 | Eno-Pilled | 01:09 | — |
| Total runtime | 29:47 | ||